WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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