Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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