I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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