like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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