susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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