Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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