speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Sacagawea was the original milf.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i came on her dog
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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