Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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