He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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