Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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