question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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