She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Randomize
