How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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