so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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