My nipple is on Facebook.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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