Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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