If that was your dad, he is hot
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high