The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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