wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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