I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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