sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We need to get me chipped asap
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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