I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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