I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
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i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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