What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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