Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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