shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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