Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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