love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
