Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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