Don't you send me to vm
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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