no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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