Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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