Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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