Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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