I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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