Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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