Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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