? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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