2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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