Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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