What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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