I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.