I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.