i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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