It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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