Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think people are normalizing furries
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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