1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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