Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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