he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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