if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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