dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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