Already got asked if we're dating
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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