Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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