i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
